How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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