that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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