yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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