escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No subtext here. People are naked.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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