The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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