Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
