Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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