Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
In America we eat man semen.
Farmville is her only friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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