I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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