also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i think i just lost a toe
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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