My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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