guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
my shit smells like andre
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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