arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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