Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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