Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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