Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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