It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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