No awkward lesbian experiences without me
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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