Yo dont text me then not text me
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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