I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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