How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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