I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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