so that wasnt chicken after all
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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