Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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