at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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You did what with his pubic hair?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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