Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It's rum buckets o'clock
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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