there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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