Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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