question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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