YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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