I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i think i have two assholes
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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