i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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