You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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