My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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