we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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