GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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