i would punch a child for taco bell
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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