I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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