He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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