its not stalking. its research.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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