My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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