There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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