How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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