it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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