I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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