he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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