Pappa wants mamma naked
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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