I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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