Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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