i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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