ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
