so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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