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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm half single.

(773): View more from Illinois

Please tell me it's the bottom half.

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(301): View more from Maryland

porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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(904): View more from Florida

hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.

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(512): View more from Texas

honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party

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(317): View more from Indiana

He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years

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(651): View more from Minnesota

So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night

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(847): View more from Illinois

Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.

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