girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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