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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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